Want An Ass To Die For? Pumper Parties Kill. Don’t Be Stupid.
I Want a big juicy butt. So when I saw this ad I contacted this lady who’s having ‘pumper parties’ and she texted me back “It’s illegal,” explaining her discounted service, “I’m not a doctor and I’m not a nurse.”
I thought why not, I really want a big butt, and what could go wrong? After all she’s using a clean needle drawing that five-gallon Poland spring jug of centistoke dimethyl siloxane fluid. Then I hesitated wait isn’t that like “furniture polish”? But she assured me it was OK explaining its a special mix called “medical-grade silicone”.
So I gave her $1,600 for the shot and my ass raised right, up but it began to hurt to breathe. WTF it’s hard to breathe I’m thinking, but look at my ass.
A day later I was dead. So as it turned out this is the ass I died for.
The LA Times had a decent article about this that I plagiarized for this post (minus the misgendering). It’s no longer there. I just hope that the woman who killed all those people is still in jail.