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Want An Ass To Die For? Pumper Parties Kill. Don’t Be Stupid.

ass to die for
An ass to die for?

I Want a big juicy butt. So when I saw this ad I contacted this lady who’s having ‘pumper parties’ and she texted me back “It’s illegal,” explaining her discounted service, “I’m not a doctor and I’m not a nurse.”

I thought why not, I really want a big butt, and what could go wrong? After all she’s using a clean needle drawing that five-gallon Poland spring jug of centistoke dimethyl siloxane fluid. Then I hesitated wait isn’t that like “furniture polish”? But she assured me it was OK explaining its a special mix called “medical-grade silicone”.

So I gave her $1,600 for the shot and my ass raised right, up but it began to hurt to breathe. WTF it’s hard to breathe I’m thinking, but look at my ass.

A day later I was dead. So as it turned out this is the ass I died for.

The LA Times had a decent article about this that I plagiarized for this post (minus the misgendering). It’s no longer there. I just hope that the woman who killed all those people is still in jail.

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Kelli Busey an outspoken gonzo style journalist has been writing since 2007. In 2008, she brought the Dallas Advocate on-line and has articles published by the Reconciling Ministries Network, The Transsexual Menace, The Daily Kos, Frock Magazine the TransAdvocate, the Dallas Voice and The Advocate. Kelli, an avid runner is editor in chief at Planet Transgender which she founded in 2007.
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