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Want An Ass To Die For? Pumper Parties Kill. Don’t Be Stupid.

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An ass to die for?

I Want a big juicy butt. So when I saw this ad I contacted this lady who’s having ‘pumper parties’ and she texted me back “It’s illegal,” explaining her discounted service, “I’m not a doctor and I’m not a nurse.”

I thought why not, I really want a big butt, and what could go wrong? After all she’s using a clean needle drawing that five-gallon Poland spring jug of centistoke dimethyl siloxane fluid. Then I hesitated wait isn’t that like “furniture polish”? But she assured me it was OK explaining its a special mix called “medical-grade silicone”.

So I gave her $1,600 for the shot and my ass raised right, up but it began to hurt to breathe. WTF it’s hard to breathe I’m thinking, but look at my ass.

A day later I was dead. So as it turned out this is the ass I died for.

The LA Times had a decent article about this that I plagiarized for this post (minus the misgendering). It’s no longer there. I just hope that the woman who killed all those people is still in jail.

Kelli Buseyhttps://planettransgender.com
Kelli, Busey is managing editor at Planet Transgender


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